Dear English Heritage,

I hear you’re looking for a Conservation Maintenance Manager at £38,000.

I’ve been reading about your policies, particularly your support for a short tunnel at Stonehenge. I think my previous experience makes me an ideal candidate for this vacancy.

Here’s me at The Great Wall of China.

eh recruit

If I’m unsuccessful could you forward this letter to the other organisations which share your conservation standards? I’m interested in The National Trust’s current vacancy for a Project Conservator or even Historic England’s vacancy for an Assistant Inspector of Ancient Monuments.

Regards,

Kung Fu Ken